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King Fernidad Frederick of Prussia sends his regards. Keep up the good work!
Best Wishes,
King Fernidad Frederick of Prussia
The House of Hohenzollern
DO IT AGAIN MEN!
Posted by: Cheburashka
Welcome ...er...um...your highness.
Posted by: GREGK
Moderator! Delete This Post! This Guy is an Imposter! GREGK - Emperor of Nebraska.
Posted by: Cheburashka
Don't be so hasty Gregk. Maybe robots from the future have gone back to the past to bring him here to help this forum. Or maybe he just needs to get a life. But either way, he is looking real attractive to Russian ladies right about now.....NOT!
Cheb,
Pontiff of the People's Republic of Texas and Second Earl of BBQ Consumption
Posted by: Keith In Kodiak
Perhaps we could get together and invade Poland some time?
Keith of Alaska; Rex Imperator, Grand Duke and Protector of Kenai, Kaiser Permanente of Kodiak, Robber-Baron of Chignik, Autocrat and Supreme Ruler of Sitka, Viscount of Karluk, Margrave of Mat-Su, Earl of Egegik, King of Ketchikan, Grand Bishop and War Lord of Nome.
Posted by: Keith In Kodiak
How embarrassing! I forgot Grand Inquisitor and Protector of the One True Faith in Barrow, Village Idiot of Fairbanks, Prince of Sleetmute, Czar of Seward, Hero and Supreme War-Chief of Homer, Executioner and Grand Infidel Slayer of His Majesties Dominions in Chicken, Eagle and Circle, Head-Dude-In-Charge of Denali, Emperor of Yakutat, Savior of Tok, Field Marshall of Dillingham, Notary Public and Grand Admiral of Dutch Harbor, Generalisimo of Ketchikan, Supreme Dictator of Manley Hot Springs, Air Marshall of Talkeetna, Vice Admiral of Chilkoot Charlies, Rear Admiral and Inspector General of the Great Alaskan Bush Company, Despot of Skagway, Praetorian Guard of Kotzebue, Supreme Luft Kommander of the Kaisers Royal Luftwaffe in Naknek, Pharoah of McCarthy, El Jefe of Valdez, Gauleiter of Pelican, Prophet of Fort Yukon, Plutocrat & Supreme Tyrant of Trapper Creek, Emir of Egegik, Autocrat-Regent of Nenana, Sultan of Saint Lawrence, Il Duce' of Wrangell, Raja of Larsen Bay, Lord Chancellor of Tundra Lake, Prime Minister of Moose Pass, Conqueror & Supreme Overlord of Deadhorse, Viceroy of Bethel, Pontiff of Coldfoot, Grand Mufti of Chiniak, Bwana of Hoonah, Effendi of Palmer, Majordomo of Terror Lake, Sheik of Pilgrim Springs, Caliph of Big Beaver, Chief Theocrat & Right Honorable Demagogue of Prudhoe Bay, Oligarch of Chiniak and... I think that's all of them. Oh Yeah - Khan of Elfin Cove.
Posted by: Raspberry
Keith, did you forget "Sergeant at Arms of Clark's Point" ??
Posted by: Keith In Kodiak
Clark's Point? I wouldn't have anything to do with that dump!
Posted by: Jutman
Ach du lieber.
Einer Preusser hier !! Und ist einer Kцning. Was sollen wir tun ?
Posted by: vic2012
Keith,
Slayer of His Majesties Dominions in Chicken, Eagle and Circle and Caliph of Big Beaver,
Sure you got these the right way round? Or did the Grand Mufti get in here somewhere.............oh I'm confused.
Posted by: OzGuyLooking
Vic, all that Kieth is saying is that there are others in the pecking order higher than he is. Hi is only the slayer, he isn't the majesty.
Infact you are all Usurpers, sheez even "FerniDAD" can't even spell his own name properly.
Michael: Dictatorious Imperpetuum, Despot Extrordanare, and Smart A$$ of the People's Commisant of EARTH, oh and lets not forget Cheeky Bugger of the Grand Order of Oz.
Posted by: GREGK
Are any of you guys interested in becoming my Admiral of the Nebraska Navy? We don't have an ocean but we do have the Missouri River and a couple of large lakes! Your fleet would consist of a couple of fishing boats and a shotgun. I am concerned about an invasion from Iowa!
Posted by: lester
There's also this vacancy in the UK, for a president of the
" Coalville Himalayan Mountain recue Team"
They're full equipped - a pair of step-ladders and a washing line (used).This line was donated by a Mrs. Foundinhay, after the team rescued her washing during a recent storm!
Replies to, The Hon. Secretary,
C.H.M.R.T,
Neednooky,
Coalville,
Leicestershire.
Posted by: vic2012
Keith
Is it in you power to make me a knight in a province of your kingdom, of which you are currently the Calif?
So, what you can make for me is: A Knight of Big Beaver please!
hehe
Posted by: Volga Trader
So where are the Aussie republicans on this thread?
Posted by: OzGuyLooking
Quote:
Originally Posted by Volga Trader
So where are the Aussie republicans on this thread?
Right here Volga, but I wanna turn my republic into the Australian Empire. I'll have a Flavian Amphitheatre where we could have games between guys who live or die by the way I point my thumb, we could have mud wrestling (women of course) we could also have Leprechaun tossing if you so desire.
Emperator.
Posted by: Keith In Kodiak
Well, I could use a company of Knights to defend the borders from the savage Orks, dragons and Canadians who live to the South and East.
We could build a big stone lodge and fill it with wenches who keep a moose or two broiling on a spit. Good wenches who serve up plenty of dark ale and don't mind a pat on the behind once in a while. Wenches who won't tell our wives what's going on... Never mind the wenches! It'll be self-serve moose and ale, bring your own potato salad and desert...
Posted by: GREGK
Keith- My good man- would you please cease your recruiting efforts until I can get my Navy organized? Orks, dragons, and Canadians are nothing compared to the Hawkeye and Cyclone tribes of Iowa.
Posted by: Keith In Kodiak
Obviously you've never seen a Canadian fired up on Molsons and Hockey!