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An American, a Japanese and an Irishman
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Posted by: Chrismc

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked
in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him
questioningly.

That was my page the American said. I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang! The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained:
That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone. He
stepped out of the sauna ! and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows at him. The Irishman glanced around
and said,

Bejesus! Wouldja look at dat!! I'm gettin' a fax!

Posted by: firemansam

Lol! Good one chris!