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RUSSIAN ROULETTE.

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Posted by: antoshka

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia.
At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage.

The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger........

CLICK!..........empty chamber

He hands the revolver to his African guest, and say's
"your turn comrade".
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual......

CLICK!...........empty chamber

The next year, the Russian visits the African country.
At the very end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with
"Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year revising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.

The African then disapears through a door only to reapear a few minutes later smiling, says "your turn".
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.

The Russian is absolutly dumbfounded, "what kind of test of courage is this?!"

The African calmly answers ..........

" one of them is a cannibal".





Posted by: Jerico



Thanks, guys at work will love that one!!
Jerry



Posted by: prince_alfie

when you try to translate "have gun, will travel" into Russian.



Posted by: cedarwind

LOL I have to take this one to work



Posted by: bleushkva

I tried Russian roulette once.



Posted by: prince_alfie

Good luck on survival!



Posted by: JamesB

Quote:
Originally Posted by antoshka
An African leader makes an official trip to Russia.
At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage.

The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger........

CLICK!..........empty chamber

He hands the revolver to his African guest, and say's
"your turn comrade".
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual......

CLICK!...........empty chamber

The next year, the Russian visits the African country.
At the very end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with
"Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year revising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.

The African then disapears through a door only to reapear a few minutes later smiling, says "your turn".
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.

The Russian is absolutly dumbfounded, "what kind of test of courage is this?!"

The African calmly answers ..........

" one of them is a cannibal".




That was very funny



Posted by: Georges

Let's hope Putin will play roulette with an automatic...



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