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Posted by: Jutman

Hi

I found a place with a lot of jokes.

here is 4 of them:

a)
Work

An American tourist in Russia asks his tour guide to drive him through the streets so he can see how Russians really live. The tour guide is (understandably) nervous, but he has been told to do everything the tourist desires. So they set off.
Soon they see something that the American finds strange - two men are walking in a line. One is digging a hole, and the other is filling it up.

The tourist asks the guide to stop to the car (now the guide is really nervous). He goes up to the two guys and, with the guide's help (he also works as a translator), he asks what they are doing.

"Well, it's like this," the first man tell him. "On my work team, there are three people - Vasya, Misha, and me. We plant trees - I dig the hole, Vasya drops the seed in, and Misha fills the hole up again. Just because Vasya has the flu doesn't mean Misha and I can stay home from the work, too."

b)
New Car

A New Russian comes in to buy a car. He tells the salesman he wants a gray Mercedes. The salesman finds for him exactly the car he wants, and the man pas for it right out of his pocket. As he is about to leave, the salesman asks him, "Didn't you buy a car just like this from us last week?"
"Oh, yes, I did," replies the New Russian, "but the ashtray got full."

c)
A Theological Argument

Three men are discussing Adam and Eve.
"Adam and Eve were French," says the Frenchmen. "Look at them, so beautiful."

"No, they must have been Americans," says the American. "They had plenty of everything and never went hungry."

"I know for a fact that they were Russians," says the Russian. "They were naked, cold, and hungry, and they were being told that this was Paradise."

d)
Tee Too

A clerk at a hotel receives a call from one of the guests. The guest says, "Too tee too too too too."
The clerk, somewhat baffled, asks, "Excuse me, sir?"

"Too tee too too too too." At this point, the clerk sees his boss. He says, "Boss, come and help me. This guy just called, and I can't figure out what he wants. He keeps saying, 'To tee too too too too.'"

The boss laughs and says, "Oh, that must be our Russian guest. He would like two cups of tea to be delivered to room 222."

Posted by: mistermopar

LOL,them were funny Jutman.

Randy