Problem...need help

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

alright...i need your help on this one.. the other day i was out on a walk, then a stupid cat came and jump on me and SCRACTH MY LEATHER JACKET does anyone know how to fix it...
anything can be helpful...its a 4 inch cut, just the leather part not the inside.

Originally Posted by Ms.Smarty Pants

Huh! Really! It is funny! LOL

Originally Posted by DocSpooky

I hate to say it but...I actually know what helps.
There's some spray on the market for glossy leather shoes.
Spray it on the affected areas, rub it in job done as scratches went invisible...and don't forget to shoot the cat.

Was it an Ukrainian cat or a proper Russian one?

Originally Posted by AkMike

Either that or is there a possibility that you're stringing us along? What is your ISP?

Originally Posted by AkMike

He's probably a pimple faced teenager from San Diego that got his loud mouth shut by a hispanic 95 # weakling. That would explain his distaste of the mexicans.

Originally Posted by AkMike

Then why have you gone thru this sad tirad? It's pretty bad when you have nothing better to do than rant and decieve others on a computer.
Why don't you tell us about some of the problems or benifits of having Russian parents or you problems being here.

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

oh, im not much pimpled, maybe on the nose, and side burns thats all, I Russian, and have russian parents. I didnt get my ass kick my some illegal mexican, just i dont like much ya know....my internet provider is AOL, duh....hahah im not stupid, i meant Vonage.



GOOD DAY TO YOU 2 MATE.

Originally Posted by Lafe

WHOA...dont let him come here, you know, Montana..men are men, women are scarce, and sheep are already nervous.....lol....dont call'em Montana blonds for no reason.

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

okay, i need help with my leather jacket, thats all, i dont need some SHRINK okay.

Originally Posted by bobjf

be carefull lafe kiwi,s get upset quick if you mess with there girlfriends bah bah
er sorry
to you guys from the land of the long white cloud

Originally Posted by firemansam

Bhaaahhh means NO!

Originally Posted by markgm

Sam you should know That Bhaaahhh means hang on i'll back up harder

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

HUH? still dont get it, and stop using wierd words okay.

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

HUH? still dont get it, and stop using wierd words okay.

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

Sweeet you guys teaching me aussie....

alrighty mates

Starting to Understand....

Originally Posted by Ruski_Cossack

Sweeet you guys teaching me aussie....

alrighty mates

Starting to Understand....

Originally Posted by bobjf

although we often use you guys when posting,correct aussie way is
you blokes
bloke being oz for man or as used in an infamous song
line goes
g/day mr allen bond,howya goin bloke got a smoke lol

Originally Posted by firemansam

G'day Mr Allan Bond, How you goin' Bloke,
Hey I'm your brand new neibour, hey mate you got a smoke.

And I think I'm gonna like it here,
Livin' next door to Allan............

HAHA
Havn't hear that in SOOOO long!!

Originally Posted by bobjf

they came down from meagafarrah in a burn,t out blue fj that just farted & sh*t it self in jutland parade
when the smoke cleared they were outside er forgot the number but next door to bondy
says this place look allright,we,ll tell the government its a sacred site,dead ****ing easy lol
last time we played it was out in the boat, another boat yelled out turn it up mate we can,t hear it lol.

Originally Posted by bobjf

hey fireman know the words to super mega fugly
nother good 1 lol

Originally Posted by firemansam

It's for my
Floosie with an Uzi that I sing my serenade
My lil miss, with a lil missile launcher, maid with a grenade
And I'd never, ever harm her
'cause she's wearing body armour
She's my floosie with an Uzi, my maid with a grenade

Well, I met her on the front line queuing for the Harrods sale
Yep, she looked a little meaner than your average female
It might have been the combat boots, for kicking down the door
Or the portable trench mortar she was firing at the store

Before long the police turned up, but still she got away
By hijacking their 'copter with the Police Chief's toupée
They had her in their sights, I'm sure, but still they didn't shoot
'Cause she's a floosie with an Uzi, sexy as hell to boot

She's a floosie with an Uzi and I think she makes the grade
My lil miss, with a lil missile launcher, maid that's on parade
And I had to try and charm her
In her sexy body armour
She's my floosie with an Uzi, my maid with a grenade

Told me to hold her tommy gun, [but] I'm not that kind of dude
Then to pick up her bazookas - it was eas'ly misconstrued
I asked if she's a good girl, said she's good at being bad
When she told me to just point and shoot, said I already had

The last time that I saw her, she'd a weapon in each hand
And she stood and swore defiance as she made her final stand
As the army special forces and police SWAT teams arrive
To get my floosie with an Uzi, and they won't take her alive

She's a floosie with an Uzi and I guess she felt betrayed
My lil miss, with a lil missile launcher, but she weren't afraid
Ain't no way I could disarm her
Get her out that body armour
She's my floosie with an Uzi, my maid with a grenade

She's a floosie with an Uzi - hey, that shot was a doozy
She's a floosie with an Uzi, a maid with a grenade


There you go Bob

Originally Posted by bobjf

wilson 1 had lines like ,she was so ugly her parents hung a chop around her neck so the dog would play with her & hells angels wouldn,t r*** her said they wern,t that ****ing sick lol

Originally Posted by bobjf

thats it for me guys , nats callin
night catch ya,s monday

Originally Posted by markgm

Watch that Knee Bob He!! He!!