We all left the house of tea together and Galina took a picture of "L" and myself standing outside. I may post this, although I still look like sh!t. I must explain to you guys that I had not dressed to meet people today. I threw on some crappy jeans and stuff to be comfortable. Galina headed off to work and "L" started to show me the fish university again. I did the same as I did with Galina and she laughed even harder. Easy to please these ladies! She learnt her English at school and says she's forgotten most of it, but we had no problem chatting at all! I showed her my translator and she thought it was cool. She called it my notebook. Every time there was a word she was stuck with, she said "notbook"! She asked if there was anything I needed. The only thing I needed was money changed, so off to the bank we went. Nyet! Don't change UK pounds. Next bank... Nyet!... This went on until we covered all the banks in Kerch! We were walking, laughing and being quite funny until she made a phone call and said "you have a serious problem. The nearest place is Simferopol"! My sense of humor left me at this point and she could see it in my face. Her face changed suddenly, from this happy, cheerful lady, into a very serious lady. I had enough to get to Simferopol and I had my plastic for emergency, so it was no real panic, more of a big pain in the a$$. As we were walking, she suddenly changed direction, said "com vis me" and headed up a small street. She led my into a small, dark bar, told me to wait and started talking to a bloke sitting in the corner. A few minutes later, she came back and said he will give me 150 Grivna for a 20 pound note. So, the deal was done and I had cash. We went for lunch and I couldn't understand the menu, so said "you choose". We had soup and vodka (not mixed). When it was served, I watched as she picked up a spoon and started polishing it with a napkin. I reached for the other spoon to do the same and she said "No. This one is for you". She asked how old I was and I told her to guess. "37, maybe 38"? I like this lady! She was blown away when I told her about my 26 year old son, my 24 year old daughter and their 2 year old babies! She asked where I was staying. Oops! I don't know! Up that road somewhere. I got out my mobile to ask Galina, but before I could dial she put her hand on mine, smiled, winked both eyes and said "I kid vis you. I know vere you apartment" we walked back laughing and joking. It's 1 - 0 to Ukraine, but I'll get her back! On the way, I was thinking about the spoon thing. Maybe she knows nothing about "D" and is trying to hit on me? I remember the words on this forum... "When a RW likes you, you know it"!..... Guys... I know it! This isn't fair to this wonderful lady, so I explained the whole story about writing to "D" for 5 months etc, etc. I just wanted to make it clear to her why I was here and she was cool with it. At the apartment and still no power. She gave me her mobile number, insisted on testing it and left, telling me to SMS if I need anything. What a wonderful lady!
When we were settled in, "D" asked how my day was, so I told her all about it, and how Galina had to go to work, but her friend showed me some of the town. I explained about the problem getting money changed here, but told her it would be ok when we go bowling in Simferopol. She said "I can not go bowling. I have work"! Hold the boat! "you told me we would go there to play bowls. It's the weekend". "No. I have to work". "You mean every day I'm here? Even Sunday"? "Yes". Fu**ing great! "Oh well, if you gotta work, you gotta work. What do you want to do? Go for dinner"? "Not hungry". "Go for a walk? You could show me some sights". "No. Tired after work, but you must eat something. What do you want"? I remembered one of her letters talking about a new pizza place, so I said "Pizza". "We don't need to go out for that. I'll order it to be delivered". 20 minutes later, we had pizza and beer. She turned on the tv and we sat for a while. I cracked a few jokes, told a few stories from home etc. She was cheerful enough and we had a few laughs. I was looking at the tv when I noticed her playing with her mobile phone. I looked at her and she was pointing it at me. She clicked and took my picture with a cheeky grin. A few moments later, she showed it to me, set as the background image! She then took the key ring from Ireland out of her bag and showed it to me... With her apartment keys on it! I started to relax a little and started to think the problem must be shyness. At 9.00pm she said "I must go home now. Work in the morning". What?????!!!!! She put on her coat and shoes and said "I will try to get here early tomorrow". I thought "at least we may get to do something". We say goodbye and she goes home. I couldn't stop thinking about all the promises she made about us having fun and how she would make me a romantic dinner. All the nice things that we discussed over 5 months. Tonight was better and there seemed to be some progress made. If she didn't like me, she wouldn't come, or she would at least tell Galina... Wouldn't she? Something's still not quite right. Tomorrow may be better. Who knows?....
We decided to make it more interesting and said if anyone gets 3 strikes in any game, the other has to buy a bottle of champagne. No champagne was had that day! We headed back to the bus and back to Feodosiya. Had a pizza there and decided not to bother with the bus and just get a taxi back to Kerch. In Kerch we did some shopping, bought a bottle of vodka and returned to my place. No electric! "This is Ukraine" I shouted with my hands in the air. We laughed, I got the candle lit and poured the vodka. I can safely say this has been the best day of my trip so far! "L" phoned Galina and broke the news to her about the power. "You are moving back to the other place. Pick up Galina at her house on the way". We packed my stuff and ordered a taxi. We picked up Galina and things got interesting... Galina asked how I was getting on with "D", so I gave her the straight answer, adding that she knew how we were getting on because "D" phoned her to tell her about me going to Simferopol! This shocked her! She said "D" phoned to tell her I was going there, but nothing about us. Galina had asked "D" and she said we were great and she had spent the weekend with me! Well... I put the story straight for the lady and told her everything. She was under the impression we were going out, having meals and doing things! Who told her that croc? I moved back to my original apartment, had a laugh about the situation and she left. Before she left she told me in all her years, there has never been anyone who has had to move apartments twice and she was impressed with the way I handled it with smiles and laughter. I said "I'm Irish. That how we handle things"! "L" and I had a few vodka's. She looked at me with that big smile and I smiled back. She told me how my smile made her feel happy inside and this is why she wanted to help me. She wanted to see me happy so I would smile for her! She said I now had three wives in Kerch. Galina, "D" and her! I replied by saying it wasn't fair... They would have to find more wives! I then added that Galina was married, "D" was history, so that left only one. I know what she means by a smile making you want to make someone happy. Hers did the same for me! She is such a sweet, sweet lady! Before she left, I got directions to Galina's office for the following morning...
We chatted about how I was getting on and made small talk, but she knew why I was here and the conversation turned to "D". She told me I should have contacted her earlier if there was a problem and I replied that "D" knew there was a problem before she phoned her on Sunday. She conceded this and phoned "D". After a few minutes on the phone, she asked me to go into another room with her. There was a sofa and a table and chairs. I sat at the table and Galina called one of the girls from the "main" working area. This girl was stunning! She was a translator and her English was better than mine, but that's not saying much! Galina's English isn't the best and she wanted to make sure I got the message correctly. She chatted to the interpreter for a few moments and sat back. The interpreter then told me the score... "D" had told her that when we met, there was no chemistry! Why the f**k did she not say so before?
Galina then told me I should have told her earlier again! I was getting a little wound up by this and explained it again to the translator, adding that if I had known sooner there would never have been a problem. This messing about has wasted four days! That's what makes me angry and not "D" feeling no chemistry. There was a short conversation and Galina got the message. She asked if I wanted to meet someone else and I replied by saying there was no point with me only having two days left. She talked me into it and we went to the main area, sat at a computer and looked at some profiles. While I was looking I thought "Mmmmmm... Another introduction fee"? Maybe this is why she wanted to help? Oh, what the hell. Go for it! I narrowed my search to three ladies. All three were very nice indeed, but nothing spectacular. They were all between 35 and 40. I wanted to meet a real lady! I asked if they spoke English and this narrowed it down to two. She showed me more pictures of them both and I made a choice... "E"! Jet black hair, Green eyes and 5'7", 1" shorter than me. Galina phoned her, chatted and hung up. "She can meet you at 4.30 for a short time. She works night shift at a steel plant and has to be there at 7.00pm" Cool! that's ok by me! "where do you want to meet her"? "The house of tea. It's the only place I know well". "Ok. She's phoning me back at 3.00pm, so you go and get ready and I'll tell her to meet you there". "Great! Tell her I will wait outside so she can find me easily, because she has never seen me". "Ok". All was set. The other translators were tapping away at letters and I said "I'd better go make myself pretty then". Galina looked a little puzzled while the other two creased with laughter. They told Galina what I said and she started! I was on a roll! I asked if there was a plastic surgeon in town and off they went again, translated for Galina and off she went again. I like these people! The stunning one who helped with the "D" translation looked at me and said "Don't worry. You don't need one. You have nice eyes"! I felt like Tom Cruise! We said our goodbye's and I skipped happily up the road to make myself pretty. This time, I'm doing it right. Out came the suit and the shiny shoes! Quick shower, dressed, smelly stuff on and I'm off. As I'm walking down the road, I feel great! There is pretty girls all over this town and they were looking as I passed. At one point I stopped to check my zipper because a real beauty looked at me for about 50 yards until we passed each other. As she passed she smiled! There must be something wrong here! Mmmmmm... My zippers ok and I've nothing hanging out that would make a lady smile. Oh well... On I go... I arrived at the house of tea at 4.00pm and waited... And waited... And waited some more. 4.45 and I get a text from Galina. "She will be there is a few minutes. Please wait"! I replied saying I was here and I'm not going anywhere! "L" sends me a text to ask if I want to meet. I explain the situation and she asks me to call her when I'm free. As I'm waiting, there is hundreds of nice ladies passing by.
I'm wondering how I'm going to spot "E" amongst all this beauty! This very nice lady walked past me without looking and into the house of tea. I was hoping it was her as she approached, but she walked straight past without a glance. What's the matter? Not good enough for you? All the others looked! 5.10 and I'm still here. The stunner came back out of the tea house, walked up to me and said "Krissss"? I said *GULP* "E"? She started chatting like mad in Russian and I asked her to speak English. Nyet... No English! Oh for f**k sake! Great week I'm having! We stood looking at each other and trying simple words, but it was useless. I phoned Galina and said "Huston, we have a problem"! All her translators are at home and so is she. Great! Explain to this lady please! "Hang on. I'll be there in 15 minutes"! I know! My translator! At least we can communicate in some form until Galina arrives. I show her, explain English - Russian. She laughs, tosses her long black hair and nods! Progress! She has a good manner and I was impressed by her light hearted attitude to the whole thing. I switch it on... Nothing! I play with the batteries and try again... Nothing! Things could be a little better at this point! I remember "L" was using it earlier. Maybe she forgot to switch it off? I pull the batteries out and make the motion of throwing them away. She got the picture, laughed and pointed in the direction of the shops. I nodded and off we went. Got new batteries, fitted them and... Nyet!!!!!!! Now she thinks this is real funny, so I laugh my best false laugh and close it with a bang! Not long til Galina arrives so we head back to meet her. On the way, I try it again with no joy. Now I have the reputation of being able to fix anything so I used my professional approach. I closed it and hit it almost hard enough to break the screen! That's where the professionalism is, you see? Knowing how hard you can hit it without breaking the screen!
I try again... Bingo! I told you I can fix anything! We arrived back to meet Galina and I start to type. Hang on... Something's not right. It's reset itself to Russian menus and the setting are screwed. I had to set this thing up when I got it and it was a pain. It went back into my pocket and Galina arrived! We chatted, had tea, chatted some more. I showed her pictures of Ireland etc, etc. You get the picture? We got on very well with Galina translating and this lady has a good sense of humour! She would need to have after that circus! I asked her if she would like to spend the day with me tomorrow with a translator (make it the cute one, pleeeeze). She agrees and it's all set! Happy days!
Galina said that I looked VERY nice in my suit and I thanked her very much. We walked "E" to the bus stop and she left for work. Galina asked if I knew how to get to my apartment and I told her I was a local now! While I walked her back to her bus stop, I was waiting for her to ask for the intro fee... Nothing! She said the translator was 6 Euro's per hour (I think) and I could just let her know how many hours and pay her before I left. Sounds fair to me. She goes home and so do I. I sent "L" a message to let her know I'm on my way home. I arrived at the apartment and 10 minutes later the door bell rang. I opened the door, but didn't know who this was... Until I looked closer! It was "L" with makeup, hair done and dressed to impress! She told me I looked like a bridegroom and we were going out for dinner. Where would I like to go? I said "You choose". This has become my standard phrase meaning "I trust you". She looked at me with a devilish smile and said "ok". So, off we go! A short taxi later, we were at Captain Nemo's. A real cool place! Fish and divers everywhere and very modern. It looks very expensive, but I don't care! I like it and tonight were gonna enjoy ourselves! We ordered a three course steak dinner with wine and beer. The service was superb and the food just as good. I told her we were going to have the champagne that nobody won at the bowling ally, so the champagne was ordered, drunk (and so were we) and another bottle ordered. It was also finished, but we were not! After some great fun, some pictures taken and a slow dance, the conversation turned to feelings... Wish it hadn't!... She asked how I felt about my trip, "D", "E" etc... My eyes filled and tears streamed down my face! It was a sudden release of all the emotional sh!t that I'd been pretending didn't matter. All the cr@p that I'd been laughing and joking about all week came out in a few moments. I laugh, joke and make fun of any situation, but it doesn't mean I don't feel it! Hope that makes sense to you guys? As I'm typing this, the same feelings are coming back, so I'll quickly move on from the soppy, girly nonsense and continue!... She looked deep into my eyes and smiled. It never failed to make me happy! I pulled myself together and we continued having fun like nothing happened. We grabbed a taxi to my place via a shop. At the shop we grabbed two more bottles of champagne stuff for my breakfast and some cigarettes for me. While we were looking into the cigarette cabinet, there was a row of condoms below it. "L" looked at them and said "vot you think"? I never missed a beat and said "if you want to smoke, it's ok with me". To be honest, I wasn't 100% sure she was looking at the condoms, so this was the safe and funny answer. I got into the taxi and she said "hold on, I forgot something". She ran back into the shop and emerged a few minutes later. We went to my place...
| But there is nothing and I mean NOTHING, will EVER replace getting over there and doing it! I met one that I'd been writing to and another that was arranged because we both were looking for a partner. Who do I fall for??? One I wouldn't consider "my type" and I was introduced to as the friend of the agency owner over coffee! |
| Who do I fall for??? One I wouldn't consider "my type" and I was introduced to as the friend of the agency owner |


Hoping to be there for a week before the end of this month, sort some business, then return on a one way ticket by about April/May or June at the latest. 
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Originally Posted by shaun1000
Chris
What a great report, read every word. Will have a look round and see if I have a few things to donate. Remember the good guys succeed in the end : ) Respect Shaun |

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Originally Posted by Chrismc
That ,must be the longest post I have ever read in one go, but a great story.
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Oops! I forgot to tell you about the children’s nursery... Cutting it short, the nursery closed during the winter of 2005 / 2006 due to the heating boiler blowing up. There was no money to replace it. There is also a school in this village that had virtually nothing. The English teacher can barley speak English herself!
He then took us to the train and saw us on our way. We had a great time on the train, due to some VERY nice attendants, who were happy to bring us beer and chat to us in English. The trip felt very short and we arrived in Simferopol to stay the night. The train arrived in Simferopol at 10pm, so there was no bus to Kerch at this time. The Scottish man “R” had a lawyer friend who said we could stay with his family. They must be the nicest people I have ever met! We were looked after very well indeed. I had never felt so welcome in anyone’s house before! The following morning we were on the bus to Kerch. We arrived and I met “R” for the first time. Now... This guy set off alarms in my head as soon as soon as I met him! I can’t put my finger on it, but there was something that didn’t seem right....................
Everyone thought this was very funny, but I was trying to arrange a meeting with a lady in Simferopol from one of the other forum’s at the time.
There’s a blank spot in my memory at this point, but the next thing I remember was being on top of the mountain in Kerch, drinking and making toasts with the airport director, taking photo’s of Kerch (they turned out great) and nearly falling down the steps leading to the town centre. Another memory lapse... “F” and I are now in Lenin Street. I’m sitting on a bench, lighting a cigarette, when we were approached by a tasty English speaking lady, who invited us to join her for a drink. A few bars later and she is all over me! Next thing I know, she has me in the toilet and is all over me some more!
Drunk or not, there was something not right... While she was doing what she was doing, I slid my hands along her arms and retrieved my wallet! She jumped up and started saying “sorry, sorry, sorry”. I told her to go and fixed my clothing. When I returned to the table, there was no sign of “F” or the lady, or my coat. My passport was in my coat! How could I have been so stupid? After a lot of trouble, I paid the bar bill with dollars (they didn’t want them) and walked into Lenin Street. There was “F”, kicking the doors off a Lada! I ran over and looked inside. There she was! Then I looked at the driver and passenger........ It was a police car!!! I dragged “F” away and as I did, the car started to reverse up the street. “F” attacked it again and the VERY frightened policemen floored the car and made a getaway. When the crowds dispersed and things settled, I noticed that “F” was holding my coat. Apparently, she had walked out of the toilet, lifted my coat and headed straight out the door. When “F” caught up with her, she was already sitting in the police car. He opened the door and grabbed my coat from her, before kicking the doors. He didn’t know it was a police car. 
We arrived at one of the apartments I'd stayed in, but it was nowhere near the bus station. This is where "F" showed himself up. He went into a childish tantrum, kicking things and shouting at the top of his voice. Not wise at 3am in ANY foreign city! I decided to go it alone, told him to grow up (but not so politly) and head back towards the other apartment (there was a good chance it was the right one this time
). "F" followed at a safe distance because he had no choice. We arrived home at about 4am and went to sleep. "Welcome to Kerch", I thought........

We were treated like hero's, but I didn't feel that I had done anything. It was sort of "embarrasing". After tea, we were told that we had to go to the English class, so the kids could thank us. We spent the next hour in the class talking to the kids. It was the best time I've ever had in Ukraine! While the teacher was looking the other way, I would find something to do behind her back. The kids were in fits of laughter. When she turned around, there I was, standing with a serious look on my face. I used to do this sort of thing when I was at school and it brought back fond memories.
At one point, the door to the classroom was open. I went to the door and sttod there while "F" was asking the kids questions. I then looked down the hallway, jumped back and said "who? me?" in Russian. Everything went silent.... I then said "it was not me", also in russian. The teacher came to the door to see who was talking to me. This gave me the chance to say my favorite Russian word... She saw there was nobody there and looked at me. I said "pricolist" (comedian, or similar). This was the shape of the whole afternoon. The poor teacher just gave up on English practise. It was still good for the kids to see we have a sense of humor and to hear a "native" English speaker (if I could be called that). A fun day was had by all. 



My web server went dead a while ago, but it's back up and running again. All I need to do is add the pictures again. I'm just sorting out what pictures to put there now. 
Apparently, he was the first man to fly to the North Pole or something. I have a terrible memory, so the details have left me.
When I find some time, I’ll look him up. He’s a very interesting and kind man.
I've re-sized them to 800 x 600 to make it easier on the slower internet connections.

So... I jumped on the bus and settled down for the trip.
It was nice to meet her anyway. 
