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Posted by: searcher

There was a king who wanted to marry off his daughter.

He thought and thought.....

Finally! He decided upon a contest and the winner would marry his daughter

He made an announcement to the subjects (people) of his kingdom:

"He who bring forth the most ping pong balls shall marry my daughter!"

There were three contestants who decided to win the hand of the kings daughter.

The 1st contestant returned at about afternoon with one barrel of ping pong balls......

The 2nd contestant eturned shortly after the first with two barrels of ping pong balls.......

It grew late in the day and the king became worried because the 3rd contestant hadn't returned....

Finally as the evening arrived, the kings guards announced the arrival of the 3rd contestant.

As he approached the king, he could see the contestant was weary, tired and of all things covered in blood!

With him he brought these 2 large brown sacks.....

The king inquired, as I suppose those contain ping pong balls????

The contestant became enraged!
Yelling,
"PING PONG BALLS! PING PONG BALLS! I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG BALLS!!!!!!!"