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Posted by: lester





Posted by: Chrismc

Nice one Lester. I wonder what the spell checker is like ???



Posted by: clever1

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrismc
Nice one Lester. I wonder what the spell checker is like ???



Spelling Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew


John



Posted by: Chrismc

Good one John.........I think we have a few people round here using your version of spell checker!!



Posted by: clever1

I've had that on my pc for about a year if not more, just couldn't find it when that post came up.


John



Posted by: Chrismc

Quote:
Originally Posted by clever1
I've had that on my pc for about a year if not more, just couldn't find it when that post came up.


John


Ah! a computer like mine with it's own built in Bermuda Triangle then! why not call Tech Support next time



Posted by: Samurai_Bob

I had it but was afraid to post it for the s word.
Thanks for defining the envelope for me.




Posted by: Samurai_Bob

Quote:
Originally Posted by clever1
Spelling Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew


John


LMAO




Posted by: Samurai_Bob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrismc
Ah! a computer like mine with it's own built in Bermuda Triangle then! why not call Tech Support next time


Some guy in India very hard to understand :

"Do you have this version of Windows on any other computers siR?
Have you made copies of this Windows and shared them with anyone?
Why are you needing to reinstall Windows today?....

blah blah blah"






Posted by: luckylucky

Here's another!!!



Posted by: Chrismc

Great one Lucky



Posted by: Samurai_Bob

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Posted by: lester

Like it!! luckylucky



Posted by: Samurai_Bob

Quote:
Originally Posted by lester
Like it!! luckylucky

I second that, ditto!



Posted by: clever1

In the words of Frank Carson.
"Thats a cracker"
Lucky


John

But could you imagine if Microsoft had to make a version for every diologue in the world, we would still have computers as big as a room.

John



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