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Where are all the Americans?
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Posted by: Caritas

My girlfriend, who is a cop in Seattle, sent me this joke.

"A Pakistani arrives in New York City all excited; he stops the first person
he meets.
Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...

"The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Chinese"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here...
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be American, I
be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give...
"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not American.

He goes a little farther and meets another American and greets him Thank you
for letting me come to your beautiful country.
"I'm not an American, I'm a Mexican.
"But," answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the Americans??"
The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work.""

Posted by: lester

Nice One!
Got any more?
lester.