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Blonde in trouble.
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Posted by: lester

A blonde calls her boyfriend. She says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this new jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a cockerel."

When her boyfriend arrives, she takes him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a cockerel.
Let's have a cup of coffee.
Then ... we'll put all these Cornflakes back in the box."