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Two Old Men
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Posted by: AkMike

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been
friends all their lives. Sam is dying, and Moe comes
to visit him every day.

"Sam," says Moe, "We have both loved baseball all
our
lives, and played minor league ball together for so
many years. You have to do me one favor. When you
get to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if
there's baseball in Heaven."

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says,
"Moe, if it is at all possible, I'll do it for you."

Shortly after that, Sam passes on. At midnight a
couple of nights later, Moe is awakened by a
blinding flash of white light and a voice calling "Moe....Moe...."

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is
it?"

"Moe, it's me, Sam."

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me,
Sam!"

"Sam? Where are you?"

"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got really good
news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball
in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who've
gone before us are there, and we're all young men
again. It's always spring time and it never rains or
snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we
want, and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful
beyond my wildest dreams! But, what's the bad
news?"

"You're pitching next Tuesday!