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Posted by: AkMike

1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.

6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED . Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9) NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.

10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Posted by: Colochef

I will never forget the personal ad I saw in The Village Voice a few years ago:

"Gay white male seeks same for bondage, spankings,enemas and golden showers. No freaks please!!!"

Posted by: Pin Boy

keep the funny stuff coming guys!!...very appreciated

pin boy

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Posted by: martin3030

2 Irish men playing Bingo......................

Caller; two and one Twenty One

Mick " you got that Paddy You Got that"

Caller "Four and six Forty Six"

Mick "You got that one Paddy you got that "

Caller; three and Seven Thirty Seven

Mick "You got that number too Paddy "

Paddy turns to Mick in anger...........

"Mick just concentrate on your OWN card"

Mick "Its ok paddy I finished my numbers 5 minutes ago now im gonna help you finish yours "