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Posted by: inlove

#Night. A drunk men goes in the street. A cop stops him and asks:
- Where you going?
- I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
- At night? And who will give a lecture?
- My wife and mother-in-law will!

#A flight dispatcher watches a plane landing tail-end forward.
- Flight 757, what the hell is going on?! he shouts into the microphone. Let me speak to the captain!
- The c... the c... the captain is drunk.
- Then give me the second pilot.
- H ..he's d... drunk too.
- Well, and who's talking.
- A... autop.. pilot...

Posted by: Jutman

A classic in-law joke, I will give it a A.

The 2nd is fabuloaus, its a A+.