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A limerick to start us off!
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Posted by: lester

There was a young man in Moldova,
Who wouldn't pay his pro* what he owed her.
"You're a Ba**ard" she said,
Leapt from the bed,
And Pi**ed in his whisky and soda!

* prostitute

Posted by: inlove

Good start, Lester.

Posted by: Jill

Here's a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and
some construction workers. This will make you believe that we CAN make a
difference when we give a child the gift of our time...

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One
day, a construction crew came in and began building a house on the empty
lot.

The family's 5-year-old daughter became interested in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.

Eventually, the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough,
more or less adopted her as a project mascot. They chatted with her, let
her sit with them while they took coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, the men presented her with a pay
envelope which contained $20.00. The little girl took this home to her
mother, who said all the appropriate words of admiration, and suggested
that they take the money she received to the bank to start a savings
account.

When they talked to the bank teller, she was equally impressed and
asked the little girl how she had earned her very own pay check at such a
young age. The child proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew
building the house next door to us." My goodness gracious," said the
teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those a**holes at Home Depot
ever deliver the f***in' sheet rock..."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye...

Posted by: lester

There was a young man of Bengal
Who swore he had only one ball,
But two naughty teens,
Pulled down his jeans,
And found he had no balls at all.

Posted by: jacktar

A gay-boy who lived in Khartoum.
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night, over who had the right.
To do which,- and with what,- and to whom.....

Posted by: searcher

There once was a man from Peru,
Who went to sleep in his canoe.

He was dreamin' of Fifi,
pulled out his weewee

and shot his hand full of goo!