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Men v Women, Smiles on a Friday
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Posted by: Leprechaun

Thanks to my mother for these, we lose hands down guys...

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, cheque or credit card?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry
your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused
to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............. so does she.

WIFE V/S HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason
has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded,"
Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Have a great weekend PPL whatever you do!

Posted by: Jill

Super!

Posted by: lester

Magic!
Just what the Dr. ordered to cheer us up!

The weather here is bloody miserable, and pre-christmas
utility bills arrived.

Tarrraaa a bit.

Posted by: Pin Boy

Good Ones!!! Thanks

Pin Boy

Posted by: leum

Nice....the first two are great. Please post more