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Posted by: AkMike

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her.. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
$20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma' am, there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if
I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.. "How did you get all that money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my
hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say,
'$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", "not everybody pays". .

Posted by: azamuner

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