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Posted by: matt235

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. "I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS -- the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests The people from TEXAS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN "

Posted by: Big wheel

I see you are a BUSH fan

Posted by: matt235

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Originally Posted by Big wheel

I see you are a BUSH fan

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I may be from Texas, but I have the freedom to agree or disagree with someone, especially a politician. When he was our gov, he was OK. When he became pres, at first, he was OK. But now, I can see that he and I disagree on virtually everything. I have my own theory on politics, but keep them to myself due to the level of controversy that would follow.

And to be honest with you, I can't stand either of these two idiots that are trying to replace Bush. It just solidifies my plans of retiring in either Spain, Turkey or Argentina. Maybe not any better than here, but it would be different for the duration and give me the chance to experience diversity.

Cheers,