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Posted by: freebird

We have so many funny pics on this forum, I thought I would start a thread where we could collect them all {Cheburashka you are the master!}

After a pic is posted, anybody can post a funny caption for the pic, please give at least a couple of days before posting a new picture. If it has been a few days since someone has put up a new pic, feel free to add one!

I know Cheb probably has a bunch of good ones, but I'll try something to start off...

Posted by: freebird

Here's the first one....

Posted by: AkMike

Follow me to the best swimming hole!

Posted by: blucatz

OH SHNITZ!!!!!!

Posted by: freebird

Hey John, Luke, Mark, Matthew! Look at me

!

Aiiiiieeeee!

Posted by: Legal

"Torro, Torro! When did you have a bath last time, my dear friend torero?"

Posted by: Big wheel

Anyone can walk..um run on water.

Posted by: EasyTarget

While not as popular as the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona, The Annual Running of THE Water Bull at Hermosa, does attract one or two participants and a small local group of curious spectators.

Posted by: GoingToRussia

Watch out for that first step!

Got Milk?

On-Da-Lay On-Da-Lay Yee-Haa Yee Haa On-Da-Lay

Missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me!

That's a big load of "BULL"!

Posted by: freebird

Hey there's alot of "Bull" flying around here lately....

Posted by: freebird

Well I think it might be time for a new picture, and a tip of the hat to Cheb as this was originally in one of his posts!

Posted by: matt235

OK, everyone, up next is our special wet T-shirt contest.

Posted by: matt235

Why does she get a lane all by herself? I want my own lane! This isn't fair...I hate this game.

Posted by: matt235

Why haven't they fixed that heater yet!

Posted by: freebird

Hey Girls when do they turn the strobe lights on?

Posted by: blucatz

Are we suppose to let go of these balls or just stand here looking pretty?

Posted by: Chrismc

Grab your balls ladies

Posted by: Chrismc

These bowling shoes don't go with the rest of my outfit

Posted by: GoingToRussia

Welcome to the new game show ... Bowling with Bobushka!

... and here is you host Harry Borisov!

Posted by: freebird

Hey girls I bowled a "40"!!!

That beats Barak Obama's score, does that mean I get to be President?

Posted by: freebird

Hey whose turn is it to get the beers?

Posted by: blucatz

Man this G string is uncomfortable.

Posted by: Big wheel

I cant think of a caption. But I know what they are thinking. TAKE THE DAM PICTURE

Posted by: Big wheel

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt235

Why does she get a lane all by herself? I want my own lane! This isn't fair...I hate this game.

Because it's Valentina's Birthday party.

Posted by: Chrismc

we'll show those young whippersnappers how to bowl, remember ladies use your backs when lifting your balls

Posted by: EasyTarget

"Of course we will win, we have been handling giant balls since those young girls were in diapers!"

Posted by: EasyTarget

Владимир, ваш газ супа капусты злейше!

....

Posted by: freebird

OK guys, at the next meeting Burritos are OFF THE MENU!

Posted by: Big wheel

The original blue man group

Posted by: freebird

You idiots!!! I told you to mail the Anthrax to the AMERICAN government building, not the RUSSIAN!!!!

Posted by: blucatz

OK, who farted?

Posted by: Big wheel

EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!!

Water plaint down for two weeks and no fresh water anywhere.

Posted by: bladerunnerblue

Quote:

Originally Posted by freebird

Well I think it might be time for a new picture, and a tip of the hat to Cheb as this was originally in one of his posts!

After many dissatisfied customers,Anastasia International has finally revealed that their "ladies"are actually 3 elderly Ukrainian men in drag.(see page 2...)

Posted by: freebird

For our next meeting Boris, perhaps wear a little less cologne?

Posted by: Big wheel

Quote:

Originally Posted by bladerunnerblue

After many dissatisfied customers,Anastasia International has finally revealed that their "ladies"are actually 3 elderly Ukrainian men in drag.(see page 2...)

Oh ya. i see one of them looks likes my father in law.

ouch that might hurt

Posted by: freebird

Time for another pic?

Posted by: Big wheel

Every kingdom needs a court jester

Posted by: Legal

Рядом, рядом радость и беда, надо, надо твердый дать ответ: солнечному миру - да, да, да! Ядерном взрыву - нет, нет, нет!.." (Russian song)

"Happy life is not far from great danger. We must give strong answer: To sunlight - yes, yes, yes! To nuclear explosion - no, no, no!!!"

Olga (Legal's wife)

Posted by: Legal

I'm a soul man!

http://www.last.fm/music/James+Brow.../+1-nRUDs0af2aI

Posted by: AkMike

Shake, Shake ,Shake that booty.

Posted by: blucatz

OMG, How did I wake up in da hood?

Posted by: freebird

Those "Ganja Brownies" were really tasty, and now I just feel like dancing....

Posted by: stevo

Bush To Star In Controversial Remake Of "The Jerk"

Posted by: freebird

Hey! Somebody give that Honkey a Tamborine - He's Groovin' !!

Posted by: too_tall

Quote:

Originally Posted by freebird

Well I think it might be time for a new picture, and a tip of the hat to Cheb as this was originally in one of his posts!

Caption for the Babushka bowling photo:

"Bowling is not so hot but you get these nice shoes for only $2.00!"

Posted by: blucatz

Quote:

Originally Posted by too_tall

Caption for the Babushka bowling photo:

"Bowling is not so hot but you get these nice shoes for only $2.00!"

I think there is only 1 company in the world that makes bowling shoes, they are the same in the US, Egypt, and in Russia, and all of them are butt ugly...LOL

Posted by: freebird

Hey Blu, TooTall, or anyone, do you guys have a funny pic that could be the next "provide a caption" photo?

Posted by: Cheburashka

How about something romantic since this is RMP after all.....

Posted by: blucatz

Im not looking at the fat lady's boobs, Im not looking at the fat lady's boobs. I hope my bride is buying this....LOL

Posted by: EasyTarget

"I really wish Mom would have waited until the reception to start drinking"

"Damn! If my brother had seen her earlier we could have had a double wedding."

"Dad really loves showing off his arm - candy"

"We could have had the wedding at a chapel but NOOOOO...you said it would be more romantic on the beach"

"A wedding on the beach will be so great, what could possibly go wrong???"

"The weather looks a little iffy, do you think anyone will show up?"

"If she looks like that in 10 years, I am back on the web looking for someone else."

"Honestly I had no idea it was a topless beach"

"At least no one is looking at the spot on my tie"

Posted by: freebird

Why are they all staring - the invitation did say "optional attire"?

Posted by: freebird

Time for another one?

(another of Cheburashka's pics! IIRC}

Posted by: Big wheel

Raksi Helping people sleep for over a thousandth years

Posted by: GoingToRussia

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CALL NOW 1-800-BUY-VODKA!

Posted by: freebird

Hey Comrades! I can drink any of you lot under the table {er - bench}