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Chat with a Little Girl
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Posted by: AkMike

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said To the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and
he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shiat?

Posted by: too_tall

Mike I got a joke to send you but it's a little too explicit to post here.

Posted by: AkMike

Quote:

Originally Posted by too_tall

Mike I got a joke to send you but it's a little too explicit to post here.

Either pm it or I'll pm my email addy.

Posted by: stevo

Quote:

Originally Posted by too_tall

Mike I got a joke to send you but it's a little too explicit to post here.

Is the punchline "The Aristocrats"?