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Airline Crisis Solution
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Posted by: AkMike

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,including lap dances and 'special services.'

Jihadis would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues!

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Posted by: Chillidog

all that living in the wilderness with nothing but men, and eating bear meat is making you a little silly in the head

but I do like your solutions

would we have to get off the plane or can we just complete the round trip. Would be great in the new Airbus with the fully reclining seats

Posted by: Raspberry

Actually. Mike, I first heard this a few months ago. But thanks for posting it again....

Posted by: Buckeye5704

I told Irina I was going to get hired as a recruiter.

Posted by: blucatz

No meals on the plane anymore? Then what was that crap they fed me twice on the way to Russia? I did trade my cookie for an extra salad with the old Russian lady next to me....LOL

Posted by: dagpop

Would airlines change names to Deja vu, Dollhouse, or Tattletails?

Posted by: matt235

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Originally Posted by dagpop

Would airlines change names to Deja vu, Dollhouse, or Tattletails?

I guess "The Men's Club" would be just a bit to obvious?