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Metrics Explained

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Posted by: AkMike

My Guide To The Metric System

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox


Works for me!



Posted by: blucatz

Did you come up with this all by yourself in between packing luggage for your trip? Do you ever tell these jokes to your wife, and does she laugh at them? Have fun and be carefull on your trip, watch out for falling beer bottles.....LOL



Posted by: AkMike

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Originally Posted by blucatz
Did you come up with this all by yourself in between packing luggage for your trip? Do you ever tell these jokes to your wife, and does she laugh at them? Have fun and be carefull on your trip, watch out for falling beer bottles.....LOL



I'd be lucky if you tossed a full one.. Probably just the dead soldiers.



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by AkMike
I'd be lucky if you tossed a full one.. Probably just the dead soldiers.

For a fellow TD, I will toss down a case for you.

ps. wear a helmet



Posted by: nocomfortzone

I still struggle with comprehending for a nation that has essentially been the leading or biggest economical country for many decades you still live in the dark ages and don't use the metric system.

Makes no sense to me. Just get with the program and start using celsuis for temperature and litres, kilograms and kilometres



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
I still struggle with comprehending for a nation that has essentially been the leading or biggest economical country for many decades you still live in the dark ages and don't use the metric system.

Makes no sense to me. Just get with the program and start using celsuis for temperature and litres, kilograms and kilometres

Hey, we've made progress. All our autos are built on the metric system...LOL. Oh, and our soft drinks come in 2 litre bottles also....hehe. Don't know why nothing else has changed.


32 days till Moscow and Egypt



Posted by: AkMike

The biggest problem with converting is dinosaurs like me that don't want to get converted..

I have already spent a small fortune getting new metric tools and I held off as long as I could just because of the cost. I was able to get by using a bigger hammer to drive the wrenches and sockets on...



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by AkMike
The biggest problem with converting is dinosaurs like me that don't want to get converted..

I have already spent a small fortune getting new metric tools and I held off as long as I could just because of the cost. I was able to get by using a bigger hammer to drive the wrenches and sockets on...

Thats the main requirement in any good mechanics tool box...a BFH!


31 days to Moscow and Egypt



Posted by: BluesTraveler

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
Makes no sense to me. Just get with the program and start using celsuis for temperature and litres, kilograms and kilometres

Simple reason. money. It will cost many business, quite a bit of money to make the changes. Besides we like to be different.



Posted by: blucatz

Quote:
Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
I still struggle with comprehending for a nation that has essentially been the leading or biggest economical country for many decades you still live in the dark ages and don't use the metric system.

Makes no sense to me. Just get with the program and start using celsuis for temperature and litres, kilograms and kilometres

Make a deal with you NCZ, we will change to the metric system if your country will change what side of the road you drive on......Deal?



Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by blucatz
Make a deal with you NCZ, we will change to the metric system if your country will change what side of the road you drive on......Deal?


lol

ok, if you stop spelling Mum, centre and colour the wrong way and stop calling your domestic baseball a "World" series, and stop wearing truckloads of padding in Gridiron and stop calling it football when it is throwball and learn to kick the bloody thing (lol) .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDE2...890?icid=acvsv3
..and and and... then we have a deal...lol




and by the way, you guys are always living in the past.. catch up.. we always reach our day before you




Posted by: AkMike

That's good NCZ!
It'd be alot easier to stick with the fractional measurement rather than change that much!



Posted by: nocomfortzone

C'mon Mike... you are not too old to change lol



Posted by: BluesTraveler

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
and stop calling your domestic baseball a "World" series,
We did have the Montreal Expos, and the Toronto Blue Jays so it was International at one point.



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
lol

and by the way, you guys are always living in the past.. catch up.. we always reach our day before you

But, our days last longer....4 time zones.



Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by blucatz
But, our days last longer....4 time zones.



he he... now that explains a lot.... you are living on another planet

and people were saying americans were overweight because of their eating habits... maybe gravity on your planet means you weigh more...lol

gravity on my planet is 9.8 metres per second per second :-)



Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by BluesTraveler
We did have the Montreal Expos, and the Toronto Blue Jays so it was International at one point.


:-) We had our main football league here called the Victoria Football League for a few years in late 1980's up till 1990 even though there were a few clubs from other states in it like New South Wales, Queensland and West Australia. Finally in the 1990's they adjusted more accurately to the Australian Football League but we also had "World Series Cricket " here but it did actually have players and teams from around the world back then.



Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by BluesTraveler
We did have the Montreal Expos, and the Toronto Blue Jays so it was International at one point.



Maybe North American Baseball Championship would reflect it better.
Hey, do they still have teams from Canada in it ?



Posted by: BluesTraveler

6 time zones -- Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Alaska, & Hawaii.



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by BluesTraveler
6 time zones -- Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Alaska, & Hawaii.

Thats what Im saying, they may get it first, but we own the sun longer. We just let them use it before us to be polite.....



Posted by: BluesTraveler

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
Maybe North American Baseball Championship would reflect it better.
Hey, do they still have teams from Canada in it ?

We still have Toronto. They are seriously thinking of adding Puerto Rico. Maybe some of the Japanese teams might play some more games against US teams. And if Cuba ever becomes free again, they would be great to add to mix.

I think the only time you really see a goo mix of international teams for baseball, basketball, etc... is during the Olympics.

Yes us Americans call our Basketball team the World Champs, when the only non-USA team is Toronto.



Posted by: OzGuyLooking

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Originally Posted by BluesTraveler
6 time zones -- Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Alaska, & Hawaii.
Norfolk Island Time, Eastern Standard Time, Central Standard Time, Western Standard Time, Christmas Island Time. We also have 2 time zones in Western and Central Australia (South Australia) which are 1/2 an hour apart.

In Summer we can have 2 time zones on the eastern seaboard as Queensland doesn't have DST. This also makes the eastern half of SA 1/2 an hour ahead of Qld time and it is west of it. We can have 8 sometimes 9 time zones here depending on who is doing DST and who isn't.

Americans do sort of have metric but when everyone still calls the 350 chev a 350 chev and not a 5 point 7 litre chev you still have a long way to go. Even the new crate engine from GM Performance is called the 427 Gen4.



Posted by: blucatz

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Originally Posted by OzGuyLooking
Americans do sort of have metric but when everyone still calls the 350 chev a 350 chev and not a 5 point 7 litre chev you still have a long way to go. Even the new crate engine from GM Performance is called the 427 Gen4.

I don't know anyone still calling it a 350 anymore, everyone at the track I race at calls it a 5.7. Rule of thumb here is if it runs a carb, call it by cubic inches, if its fuel injected then its called the metric size. GM only calls it a 427 to attract the old school people who refuse new technology, plus, if you put one in a roadster or a rat rod, well then, makes more sense to call it a 427. I race Toyota's and I dont even call them by their metric size, almost everyone who races foreign cars call the engines by there Manufacture number, like 7mgte, 4agz, 22re and almost everyone knows what we are talking about.


25 Days to Moscow and Egypt



Posted by: OzGuyLooking

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Originally Posted by blucatz
I don't know anyone still calling it a 350 anymore, everyone at the track I race at calls it a 5.7. Rule of thumb here is if it runs a carb, call it by cubic inches, if its fuel injected then its called the metric size. GM only calls it a 427 to attract the old school people who refuse new technology, plus, if you put one in a roadster or a rat rod, well then, makes more sense to call it a 427. I race Toyota's and I dont even call them by their metric size, almost everyone who races foreign cars call the engines by there Manufacture number, like 7mgte, 4agz, 22re and almost everyone knows what we are talking about.


25 Days to Moscow and Egypt
You don't here of anyone doing it but recognise GM does and if it runs a carb you call it by CI!!!!!!

It makes sense to call it what it is, if it is referred to as a 427 then call it that, if it is referred to as a 7 litre then call it that. We have the 427 Gen4 available here in Aus and we call it that and have been using metric since 1974 in cars. Old school, there is no old school in Australia with regards to that except for the old 427 Rat. Of course you call a 7mgte a 7mgte when that is what its manufacturer calls it, you wouldn't go calling it something else cause you'd look like an idiot.



Posted by: blucatz

But, the 427 gen4 is a metric motor, all the parts are metric, the combustion chamber is referenced by cubic centimeters. Only thing on the engine that is referenced by SAE is the bore and stroke. When it was manufactured, it was by metric measurements for preciseness. And we have been using metric in cars since 1976 on the emission control systems, full metric by 1980, (except for GM, they mixed it up till about 1982).



Posted by: OzGuyLooking

Quote:
Originally Posted by blucatz
But, the 427 gen4 is a metric motor, all the parts are metric, the combustion chamber is referenced by cubic centimeters. Only thing on the engine that is referenced by SAE is the bore and stroke. When it was manufactured, it was by metric measurements for preciseness. And we have been using metric in cars since 1976 on the emission control systems, full metric by 1980, (except for GM, they mixed it up till about 1982).
You totally miss the point, even when you make statements that clearly make no sense and do not back up what you are saying you still miss the point. Treat this like the joke it is and maybe you'll get it.



Posted by: nocomfortzone

Quote:
Originally Posted by blucatz
Thats what Im saying, they may get it first, but we own the sun longer. We just let them use it before us to be polite.....



lol

hey, I know the americans got to the moon and put a flag in it before the russians but the russians got you covered on the time zones :-)

As you being polite letting us borrow the sun before you, ummm, that would be a good trick to see how the americans manage to get to the sun and put a flag in it as some thought of claiming ownership...lol



Posted by: nocomfortzone

Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesTraveler
We still have Toronto. They are seriously thinking of adding Puerto Rico. Maybe some of the Japanese teams might play some more games against US teams. And if Cuba ever becomes free again, they would be great to add to mix.

I think the only time you really see a goo mix of international teams for baseball, basketball, etc... is during the Olympics.

Yes us Americans call our Basketball team the World Champs, when the only non-USA team is Toronto.


well... I would have thought the American team was the World Champ at Basketball ...lol.. but I don't follow it at all... any sport where they dribble seems an odd sport to play or watch...lol

getting off humour for a tick..

Baseball on the other hand I actually could watch but yeah, I know it is only really a major sport in America but don't know a whole lot about island nations like Cuba and Puerto Rico. I suspect that is a bit like in Australia where aussie rules football is a major sport but we have a few Irish players in our league but it would feel weird to call our game to decide the club season premiers as winners of a World final. I think we also have the odd player born in some island nations near us aswell like Papua New Guinea with Mal Michael and I have a feeling Peter Bell originates somewhere from a pacific island nation and he has actually been captain of one of our clubs here.

I suspect in years to come we will have some players from South Africa...

actually I remember one of the coaches out here experimented with some american in one of the clubs... he never made it into the senior team but in one of the lower grade games where he was learning he did something really funny... he picked up the ball and ran the wrong way without bouncing the ball and I think the players on both teams after a few moments just looked at him thinking what the **** is this guy doing....lol...I think his brain did a back flip and he thought he was playing gridiron for a moment...here you cannot run more than 15 *metres* without either kicking the ball or bouncing it. He went way over that and he was also going the wrong way with the ball tucked under his arm which no one does here...lol... I think they kind of gave up the experiment on him soon after...lol.. that was embarrassing



Posted by: OzGuyLooking

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
Baseball on the other hand I actually could watch but yeah, I know it is only really a major sport in America but don't know a whole lot about island nations like Cuba and Puerto Rico.
Former Australian Cricket Captain Alan Border played Baseball for years before trying Cricket. Japan has apparently been "World Champions" a few times at Baseball to and it is one of their fav sports.

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Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
I suspect in years to come we will have some players from South Africa...
I know your talking AFL but in other sports we have had South African players. One nearly captained our Cricket team, Kepler Wessels.

Quote:
Originally Posted by nocomfortzone
actually I remember one of the coaches out here experimented with some american in one of the clubs... he never made it into the senior team but in one of the lower grade games where he was learning he did something really funny... he picked up the ball and ran the wrong way without bouncing the ball and I think the players on both teams after a few moments just looked at him thinking what the **** is this guy doing....lol...I think his brain did a back flip and he thought he was playing gridiron for a moment...here you cannot run more than 15 *metres* without either kicking the ball or bouncing it. He went way over that and he was also going the wrong way with the ball tucked under his arm which no one does here...lol... I think they kind of gave up the experiment on him soon after...lol.. that was embarrassing
Been plenty of Gridiron scouts out here lately looking for Aussies to try their game. AFL players cause they can jump and kick, League players cause they can handle the rough and tumble and can kick, Union players for the same reasons as League. I nearly forgot they can all run to, something the Gridiron players seem to have forgotten.



Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by OzGuyLooking
Former Australian Cricket Captain Alan Border played Baseball for years before trying Cricket.


I knew he played baseball a bit in his youth much like Ian Chappell but never knew we played Baseball for years before *trying* Cricket... bit too hard to believe. I suspect every boy in Australia tries Cricket of some sort even if they never join a local club,


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I know your talking AFL but in other sports we have had South African players. One nearly captained our Cricket team, Kepler Wessels.


Yes, I know Kepler Wessels played for us but that was because of the ban on his own native country being able to play international cricket. He was playing for our World Series Cricket side and eventually played for our national side in Test cricket after he passed some residency qualifications from living in Queensland for a few years. Ultimately when the ban was lifted on South Africa he was able to play for them again.

Actually I seen him on tv the other night. Think he is coach of one of the Indian Premier League sides in Twenty20 competition.

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Been plenty of Gridiron scouts out here lately looking for Aussies to try their game. AFL players cause they can jump and kick, League players cause they can handle the rough and tumble and can kick, Union players for the same reasons as League. I nearly forgot they can all run to, something the Gridiron players seem to have forgotten.



I really don't think there is much similarity with Gridiron and Aussie Rules Football which is why the experiment with the American youngster from Gridiron was probably destined to fail. However Rugby codes and Gridiron are far more similar with the emphasis on throwing a ball and all moving in one direction rather than kicking and be able to move around an oval ground 360 degrees like done in aussie rules football.

Aussie Rules Football is very different in it's nature to those sports and even the specialised role of punting in Gridiron is a different style of kicking and ball to aussie rules. Nevertheless a few aussie rules footballers have done that role once they finished their AFL career here. It is good money so worth looking into for the guys that see it as another sporting career path with good money.



Posted by: Jutman

well

interesting post.

We gave up the a imperial system some 130 years ago, and yet some saying is still around in the language, like 1 foot, 'inch' and one pound.

worst part, is that the shoe industry dont have a standard length for one inch, depending on where in the world you are. Like 2,5 cm for 1 inch, or 2,6 cm or some are very specific 2,54 cm.

BR Jut



Posted by: AkMike

Quote:
Originally Posted by blucatz
But, our days last longer....4 time zones.



Just how do you count 4 time zones??? I count 9 for the USA. Just the few down there on the flat lands? Alaska has 5 time zones alone! But it was cut down to 2 to make it easier politacally easier. And Ak actually starts the day earlier than the Ossies or Brits. We have a couple of islands at the end of the Aleutians that are on the other side of the international date line.



Posted by: blucatz

Quote:
Originally Posted by AkMike
Just how do you count 4 time zones??? I count 9 for the USA. Just the few down there on the flat lands? Alaska has 5 time zones alone! But it was cut down to 2 to make it easier politacally easier. And Ak actually starts the day earlier than the Ossies or Brits. We have a couple of islands at the end of the Aleutians that are on the other side of the international date line.

Yes, I was only counting the lower 48, forgot about eskimo land up north. So in all reallity, we actually do get the sun before the brits.



Posted by: AkMike

Yup the sun set on the British empire years ago. ( Kidding guys)



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