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Girls Night Out
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Posted by: AkMike

More "Low Brow Humor"

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they
are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have
lost your sense of humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down
way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need
a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh Sh1t.
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted.