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Posted by: AkMike

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself.

She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed
that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender,
"Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're
a real arsehole when you're drunk."

Posted by: blucatz

Is this the same beer that makes women better looking at 2am?

Posted by: AkMike

That rule doesn't apply to Russia or any of the FSU countrys! They all look good at any thime of the day or night. It only works on the North American continent!

Posted by: Chrismc

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkMike

That rule doesn't apply to Russia or any of the FSU countrys! They all look good at any thime of the day or night. It only works on the North American continent!

and in the UK

Posted by: blucatz

What's the Phone number where I can place an order for a few truck loads of such beer, talk about a money making opportunity here...LMAO