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Gun Control under the Soviets
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Posted by: AkMike

Blatantly swiped from another forum;

A Ukrainian Natounalist is in a Soviet prison and gets a letter from home. The wife writes:

- Oh, dear, what am I going to do, it's plowing time and you're away at prison, who's going to plow our field?

The man thinks for a while and writes back:

- If you find someone to plow the field make sure he's not one of them darned Commies, because I got the machine-gun buried in there!

A few weeks later the wife writes:

- Those Commies came again with a whole lot of soldiers and them soldiers started digging in the field and dug it up so well it doesn't need plowing! But they haven't found the machinegun. Think again - perhaps you've had it buried in my Momma's field?

Posted by: blucatz

I heard that one in a different version, it was an Italian mob boss's father that needed the field plowed and there were bodies buried there so the cops dug the field for the father.

Posted by: AkMike

The same basic one was a cord of wood with drugs inside of some of the logs.. DEA went right to it.