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What is Marriage?
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Posted by: AkMike

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you
want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had
ordered that instead.

7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

12. Eighty percent of married man cheats in America, the rest
cheat in Europe.

13. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After
the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

14. it's not true that married men live longer than single men, it
only seems longer.

15. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.