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Cannibal Restaurant
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Posted by: AkMike

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Baked Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Broiled Democrat: $200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiat, it takes all morning.'

Posted by: joelunchbox

I love jokes like this, just change the punchline to whoever you dislike. works for any of them depending on your views.

Posted by: AkMike

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Baked Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Broiled Republican: $200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiat, it takes all morning.'

Are you happier now JoeLB???

Posted by: AkMike

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Baked Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Broiled Liberatarian: $200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Libertarian?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiat, it takes all morning.'

You should be estatic now JoeLB! Any other bases need to be covered?

You could try and take the time to post a few of your own once in a while too.

Posted by: stevo

Finally, AkMike recognises the banality of these jokes.

Posted by: AkMike

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Originally Posted by stevo

Finally, AkMike recognises the banality of these jokes.

Yep, they're common types of jokes. The oldies are the goodies!