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ATTACK ATTACK...eek...RETREAT RETREAT
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Posted by: bingism

I thought I'd start a thread to randomly attack all the administrators, moderators, long-term posters, those of a generally positive outlook and anyone else whom we choose to........

I for one am a blithering idiot who knows nothing about Russia and I personally should be taken outside, strung up and bull-whipped for the next 7-days and 7-nights.

So, come on lets "get it ooooooonnnnnn....." tally ho!!!

ATTTTTAAAAAAACK

eek.......

Posted by: GoingToRussia

COOL!!! I'll put my "cup" on and be right back!!! LOL

Posted by: bingism

PS. I apologise for the yellowness of my cowboy smilies.... unfortunately I couldn't find other colours.....

PPS. On that note, I would officially like to berate the owners of this site for not offering a more representative selection of smilies.... it's a very yellow dominated - highly colourist in my opinion!!!!

PPPS. I would also like to insist that GTR should change his name to "Going to Any Country in the World" so as to stop insulting those countries that are not Russian.

PPPPS. And ChrisMC, your name is highly denegrating to those people not called Chris!!!

PPPPPS. Why oh why do you all insist on writing using "words"... including me... how do you think those letters that cannot combine to create words feel?!?!?! Think about that next time you pass a C and R and a Z on the street!!!! LETTERISTS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: bingism

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Originally Posted by GoingToRussia

COOL!!! I'll put my "cup" on and be right back!!! LOL

Did I hear you right??!!! A cup.... A CUP you say!!!!! What the hell (or heaven) kind of language is that for a moderator??? How dare you join in my general attack on everyone and anything???? Next time you consider posting, I suggest you reconsider and take a good hard look at yourself.... how dare you exhibit any kind of personality, sense of humour, or otherwise human trait??!! Back back I say.... pesky mod!!!!

oh.... I made myself laugh.... now I know that I've drunk to much herbal tea :-D

Posted by: Longfellow

I want to know why the founder, administrators and mods aren't sacrificing more of their lives to provide me with a free forum that is everything I expect it to be...

What kind of hidden agenda are you trying to promote here?! Haven't any of you realized by now that I should be catered to and pampered... after all, I am registered... you know what a pain that was?!!!!

You all better get with the game! I want to see some kowtowing PDQ or I'll take my ball and leave!

(Great idea for a thread, Martyn. I feel much better now! LOL)

Posted by: bingism

how dare you leave my ball behind when you leave..... you sizist you..... what exactly have you got against shortfellows??? I hence table the motion that you should modify your name accordingly and would therefore like to offer "amanorwomanofindeterminatelength" as your new nickname. All those in favour say "aye".....

Posted by: Longfellow

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Originally Posted by bingism

how dare you leave my ball behind when you leave..... you sizist you..... what exactly have you got against shortfellows??? I hence table the motion that you should modify your name accordingly and would therefore like to offer "amanorwomanofindeterminatelength" as your new nickname. All those in favour say "aye".....

I've just about had my fill of you 'Napolean Syndrome' haters! I demand an immediate section for people of stature and girth. I expect Gentle Giant will second this motion.
There will be no more playing of 'Short People' on radios or comedy shows!
Dwarf Tossing will become an Olympic event!
Amusement parks and roller coasters must immediately increase by 6 inches the sign that says, "You must be this tall to ride"!
Women are hereby required to wear 6 inch heels in public!
Stovepipe hats and vertical stripes are 'in' this fall!

Bingism, you need to grow up!!!

Posted by: GoingToRussia

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Originally Posted by bingism

oh.... I made myself laugh.... now I know that I've drunk to much herbal tea :-D

Thanks for the laughs Bing! Another thread to release steam, I like it!

Posted by: bingism

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Originally Posted by GoingToRussia

Thanks for the laughs Bing! Another thread to release steam, I like it!

hehe.... it's what sitting in a Russian style flat, thinking about your latest belle can do to you...

I feel the madness slowly creeping in :-D I thought missing M was hard to bear but, TBH, this is worse and it's only for another 3 days.. must be love

but, shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone....

Posted by: GoingToRussia

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Originally Posted by bingism

hehe.... it's what sitting in a Russian style flat, thinking about your latest belle can do to you...

I feel the madness slowly creeping in :-D I thought missing M was hard to bear but, TBH, this is worse and it's only for another 3 days.. must be love

but, shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone....

Don't fret too much Bing. I'm sure another one will stroll by your window soon!

Take care!

Posted by: bingism

well, you do see the odd one or two...

but I'm not sure Julia would be too happy about it

Posted by: GoingToRussia

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Originally Posted by bingism

well, you do see the odd one or two...

but I'm not sure Julia would be too happy about it

Oops sorry, I didn't know you were involved. I wish you good luck with that.

Have you hard from Chris? Tomorrow is the big meeting ... are you attending?

Posted by: bingism

bit too far away for a quick visit GTR

Posted by: EasyTarget

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Originally Posted by bingism

well, you do see the odd one or two...

but I'm not sure Julia would be too happy about it

Bing: That might be the problem, you keep looking at the odd ones.

By the way the even ones are finding it very offensive that you are not looking at them.