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Posted by: 4x4living

Hi all,

I finally subscribed with a Russian dating site and started talking to a girl the she gave me her e-mail and we had 3 or 4 e-mails

i asked her to tell me a Russian joke and she did

i replied the next e-mail that i had a nice sexy joke but i don't know if the russian culture accept these staff specially we had just known each others

then her last e-mail she said that i'm free to ask whatever i want and to tell what ever i want (but she didn't mention the joke)

any way I've sent her a long e-mail with the joke then i didn't hear from her.

And let me tell u the joke to make it more clear

One afternoon a six years old girl returned from school and announced to her mother

that her fried had just told her where babies came from.

Her mother thought this might be a teaching moment, so she said: "Really sweetie.

why don't you tell me exactly what she told you?"

The little girl began her explanation . "well...okay...It's Like this.

The mommy and the daddy take all their clothes off, and the daddy's penis

sort of stand up , and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and the sot of explodes and

squirts,.... and that's how we get babies."

Her mother shook her head, leand over to meet her daughter's eyes,

Kissed her on the forehead and said: "Oh no honey, that's sweet , but your friend is wrong

That's not how you get babies ......... that's how you get jewelry"

Then i made a comment "Do think that this Joke r based on true story?"

I'm not feeling any regret i just wanna know if that is normally accepted by your culture or not?

Posted by: I/O

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

I'm not feeling any regret i just wanna know if that is normally accepted by your culture or not?

4X4: You could continue to develop your keyboard romancing skills, or you could just shoot yourself, either way, by sending that sort of thing to a Russian Woman, you'll achieve much the same result.

The answer to your question is an emphatic no...!!

Posted by: davidg

love it....well in.

with regard to actually wooing a woman...purhaps not the right way to go, but what would I know

Posted by: joelunchbox

Humor is something that often relies on a shared background....and that includes a feeling of trust, too. Would you tell every joke you know to everyone you meet?? Wow, that might make an interesting book!!
I was very pleased when the girl I visited actually started to crack jokes around me. I felt much closer to her after that. Of course...her jokes were nothing of a sexual nature. I have not crossed that bridge with her yet. Maybe a couple of months married and I will see if I can sneak a cute, sexy joke in on her.

4x4...you might just go ahead and apologize...It will make you look much more .......help me guys....approachable? The apology will, that is.

Posted by: 4x4living

Hi all

I've received a replay from the girl saying that (she couldn't answer to my e-mail in weekend.. because she haven't
opportunity to use I-net at home.. only at work.)

does the internet connection cost much in Russia ???

I/O : don't u agree that starting sending a romance e-mails after these short period gives a bad impression (liar, needy, Wussy)?

davidg : sorry i can't got yr point

joelunchbox : thanks for yr interesting replay

Of course i can't tell the same joke to everybody or in anytime

Posted by: I/O

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

Hi all
I/O : don't u agree that starting sending a romance e-mails after these short period gives a bad impression (liar, needy, Wussy)?

I wouldn't have a clue. Never did that and havn't suggested you do either. That's entirely up to you. The point was and is that your email joke was entirely inappropriate to send to a Russian women.

Posted by: mistermopar

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Originally Posted by I/O

The point was and is that your email joke was entirely inappropriate to send to a Russian women.

I think it is inappropriate to send to any woman,aspecialy someone you have just started writing.

Randy

Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

yes, you'd be accepted as being an idiot. It is hard enough saying any joke with just text and expecting others to get it from your own culture and language. But try doing it to a stranger you are just getting to know from another side of world from opposite sex and your choice of topic for joke is this. Good luck with that one. I barely tried any joke with the girl i e-mailed with. Once i called her a cold ,heartless ***** but she told me she just laughed reading it and knew i was being sarcastic and only joking around.
Got to have some timing, sense of taste and trust to be trying much joking around in e-mails.

If it is a joke you'd normally say to some girl after little time of knowing each other then least you'll soon find out if they appreciate your strange sense of humour. My guess is you'll be lucky to find 1 in 100 be impressed with what you wrote but maybe you are looking for that 1 in 100

Posted by: nocomfortzone

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

Posted by: EasyTarget

Everyone is different, I would reserve jokes about sex until after you are having sex with the woman. by then you should have an idea about her sense of humor.

Posted by: royalpalace774

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

Hi all,

I finally subscribed with a Russian dating site and started talking to a girl the she gave me her e-mail and we had 3 or 4 e-mails

i asked her to tell me a Russian joke and she did

i replied the next e-mail that i had a nice sexy joke but i don't know if the russian culture accept these staff specially we had just known each others

then her last e-mail she said that i'm free to ask whatever i want and to tell what ever i want (but she didn't mention the joke)

any way I've sent her a long e-mail with the joke then i didn't hear from her.

And let me tell u the joke to make it more clear

One afternoon a six years old girl returned from school and announced to her mother

that her fried had just told her where babies came from.

Her mother thought this might be a teaching moment, so she said: "Really sweetie.

why don't you tell me exactly what she told you?"

The little girl began her explanation . "well...okay...It's Like this.

The mommy and the daddy take all their clothes off, and the daddy's penis

sort of stand up , and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and the sot of explodes and

squirts,.... and that's how we get babies."

Her mother shook her head, leand over to meet her daughter's eyes,

Kissed her on the forehead and said: "Oh no honey, that's sweet , but your friend is wrong

That's not how you get babies ......... that's how you get jewelry"

Then i made a comment "Do think that this Joke r based on true story?"

I'm not feeling any regret i just wanna know if that is normally accepted by your culture or not?

You can tell all the jokes you feel like telling. But if you think for one second you are going to make a good inpression on a FSU or Russian women telling that joke, you are living on another planet. You might get away with that joke in a rock & roll bar in the boondocks of South Carolina, but you are pissin on the wrong tree in Russia or the FSU tellin that joke there.

How much did you have to drink before you told her that joke ? Or are you from the boondocks of South Carolina ? You couldn't of possibly been in your right mind thinkin that was gonna be a cool move. Or maybe you really did think that was cool.

Posted by: inlove

My prediction is she is not going to write you back. Telling tasteless "sexy" jokes in a first 2 emails is no-no. She will think that you are creepy.

Posted by: ira156

Any decent Russian woman...or decent western woman would take that joke as an indication of how you see women in general. Bad move. I cant speak for Russian women but a western woman would only appreciate this sort of joke coming from a man she has known a long time or familiar with.

They would probably take this joke as very funny coming from another woman.

Its like a Black man telling another black man a joke about blacks......but from a white man it would be seen as an insult...unless they are very good friends and they know each others feelings very well.

Its a good joke though.

Posted by: Spakoyna

I figure 4X4 was hoping to reply how much jewelry do you want?

Posted by: I/O

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Originally Posted by Spakoyna

I figure 4X4 was hoping to reply how much jewelry do you want?

Pearl necklace?

Posted by: 4x4living

Hi Guys let me replay in general

1st i founded the joke very nice (by the way it's an english joke not arabic)

and it needed a an open minded girl to accept it special that i don't know her well ,

2ed i'm not such needy to takecare of every word and try to be the only gentle man in the world or to try to say what makes the women happy

I'm who i'm and she got the right to accept the hole package or leave it.

3rd the girl asked to have a step further by giving me her ICQ to have a live chat with me

and i consider her as an intelligent open minded girl with a good sence of humor.

Finally i've got yr point, and thanks for yr posts

Posted by: 4x4living

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Originally Posted by Spakoyna

I figure 4X4 was hoping to reply how much jewelry do you want?

hahaha

No, i'm can only Participate with my efforts

Posted by: 4x4living

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Originally Posted by royalpalace774

How much did you have to drink before you told her that joke ? Or are you from the boondocks of South Carolina ? You couldn't of possibly been in your right mind thinkin that was gonna be a cool move. Or maybe you really did think that was cool.

The next time you post a replay or comment about me ,try to show some respect, so i can respect you

or maybe it's hard for you to give a good impression about yourself by posting unplesent responses, who knows???

Posted by: royalpalace774

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Originally Posted by 4x4living

Hi 4x4, I'm not tryin to piss you off. And if you are offended , then I am sorry I offended you. I really am just trying to give you my view on your situation. That's all. It's only my opinion.

I'm just wondering why you would think that starting correspondence with a Russian women and immediately bringing up blowjobs & sex would win you any points.

Dont you have better things to talk about when you communicate with a women who you might end up spending the rest of your life with.

I guess what I am trying to say to you is that there is a time and place for some comments. And I just don't think it is cool to tell jokes about blowjobs getting jewelry. Especially in the VERY BEGINNING of communication with a potential women who might end up being your wife & mother of your children.

Hey, if you are O K with it , than it's your business. But that's just my view on it. And if by chance you loose her interest at some point, I'm guessing that it was probably because of the B J joke. Good luck to you!

Posted by: 4x4living

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Originally Posted by royalpalace774

Hey, if you are O K with it , than it's your business. But that's just my view on it. And if by chance you loose her interest at some point, I'm guessing that it was probably because of the B J joke. Good luck to you!

Hi Royal, thanks for make your point more clear, and good luck too

Posted by: Jack Witzgall

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Originally Posted by 4x4living