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Posted by: bobjf

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow and red vegetables
of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and
Krispy Crème Donuts. And Satan said "You want chocolate with that?" and
Man said "Yes!" and Woman said "and while you're at it add some sprinkles."
And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size
14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad."

And Satan presented Thousand-Island
Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman
unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish, fried chicken
and fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight
and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Cake" and said

"It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food".

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
centre into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its £1 double cheeseburger.
Then said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes! And super size
them!" And Satan said "it is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan smiled and created the National Health Service.

Thought for the day ..........

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them......

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five

fewer people laughing in the world!!!!

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