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Life's Maxims
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Posted by: firemansam

Groan.....

Life's Maxims

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought*she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

Posted by: GentleGiant

Sorry not a chuckle, go put out some more hay bale fires.

Is it true that firemen are always messing with thier greasy poles ????

(PS. I must admit to owning the Extended Re-mix of the Fireman Sam theme music.)

If your cats stuck in a tree
Sam will climb and set it free.
Ir your stuck give him a shout
Sam will always help you out.
Horray etc etc.....

Sorry, sorry, I think having too many firemen in the family is affecting my rantionality.

You ever seen Arson Sam ?? very very sick ( and funny), FMS played backwards with voice-overs.