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I am ROFLing here!

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Posted by: lechilka26

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! Why it is good to be a man?1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.2. Your orgasms are real. Always.3. Your last name stays put.4. The garage is all yours.5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.10. Same work .. more pay.11. Wrinkles-add character.12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.". 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. did you like it?



Posted by: GentleGiant

Yep !!. 14 had me laughing out loud.

(33 had me sucking my stomach in though)



Posted by: EZE

Shared these with my RW last night. She was smiling for most of them, laughed at #1 and 27. But I had to explain 4, 7, 10, and especially 26.

Thanks



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