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An Ozzie's Wife is Missing
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Posted by: AkMike

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Some Aussie humour ...................................

A bloke's wife goes missing

A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the North Queensland
coast. He spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple
of pretty miserable policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says, "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news and maybe some really good news".
"Well," says the bloke, "You'd better let me have it both barrels, what's
the bad news?"

The Sarge says, "I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear this and has a bit of a
turn. After a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good
news is.

The sarge says, "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of legal muddies in and around her wetsuit, so
we've brought you your share." And he hands the bloke a sugar bag with a
couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.
"Geez thanks. They're bloody beaut... I guess it's an ill wind and all
that.

Now, what's the really good news?"
"Well", the Sarge says, "me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11
o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!....you
fancy comin' with us?"
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Posted by: metaforest

LOL!!!

Posted by: markgm

He!!He!! very twisted

Posted by: bobjf

hey mike how did ya go fishing against your slayer,did you get a look in