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Posted by: AkMike

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Long-legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long-legs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, Then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden."

Posted by: mistermopar

LOL....thats a good one Ak,couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

Randy

Posted by: GentleGiant

Did you know spipers are a bit like Vampires???

They can be killed with a Holy Cross.

Preferably a BIG HEAVY HOLY CROSS

Applied with RELIGIOUS FERVOUR !!!!