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Drive-through cash-point
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Posted by: metro

Ok here we go hope you like.... (no offence to you ladies)
but i have to say it is true..........

Drive-through cash-point

Barclays have recently announced the arrival of the new 'Drive - Through' cash-point machine; users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicle. To enable users to be utilise this new facility; the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. Male or Female) and remember them for when you first use the machines.

Male Procedure:

Drive up to cash machine.
Wind down window.
Insert card and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash to withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Wind up window.
Drive off.

Female Procedure:

Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse back 1 metre to align window to machine.
Stall engine.
Wind down window.
Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card.
Check make-up in rear view mirror.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to machine.
Insert card.
Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN number written on inside.
Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash to withdraw.
Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Locate purse and place cash inside.
Locate chequebook to file receipt.
Check make-up again.
Drive forward for 2 metres.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Locate cardholder in purse and enter card into slot.
Recheck make-up.
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Drive for 3 miles.
Release hand brake.

Posted by: joelunchbox

you forgot the five cel phone calls made during the transaction. applies to both sexes.......

Posted by: Pin Boy

i love the "drive for three miles, release hand brake" part!!!

pb